I Hate St. Patrick's Day
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whitebone



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My neighbors(college kids) were already wasted at 12 noon. They had the usual green "attire", green slinky antenni(sp?), green hat, green lipstick, etc.... Barely could walk down the street to get to their car and DRIVE. They were screaming and generally being annoying....
Unbelievable.

Saw only one person wearing ORANGE today, and gave them a thumbs up!!! FUCK YOU Dogfart!!
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vishnu666



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Location: somewhere someplace driving yer drunk ass around

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:44 pm    Post subject: Drunk College Kids Suck Reply with quote

We had tons of orders from the U of M/Dinkytown area no driver wanted. Loud, obnoxious, stupid puking brats. I avoid that area like the plague.
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Mild Thing



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can recall going out on Plastic Paddy's Day *intentionally* only once, and that's because I had an Irish gf at the time. She was a vegetarian 364 days a year, save for this "holiday" when she ate corned beef. I couldn't think of a better day with a better cause than to abandon your morals than this one.

"Oh, I'm completely straight, but I only suck dick during gay pride week."

No, not really.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no better way to be assured of your heterosexuality than getting a dick shoved in your mouth, i guess.
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Mild Thing



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's only gay if you make eye contact.
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whitebone



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

..and if it's done in the light.
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gurkin



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rocker654 wrote:
I went and had a couple of screwdrivers with some friends, came home, and lost my mind. I wrote an extremely erotic and descriptive email, mass-mailed it to a bunch of girls that I don't know, and am now dealing with the fallout. My inbox is crammed with emails of outrage "sure, buddy, how many girls have you sent this to?" and a bunch of offers to "hook up sometime, like what are you doing tonight, baby?"

Argh. Its one thing to put your own foot in your mouth, but how about an elephant's? I'm gonna go visit some old friends, and power off the computer before I leave, so I won't be tempted to make the situation any crazier when I get home. Rolling Eyes At least I left this board untouched!

The power of the internet. Can you handle it?

Laughing
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whitebone



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the best threads ever!!! From Zom's initial "truth telling", to Dogfart getting all prideful/enraged, and Rockers creepy, drunken, pedo ramblings. Oi vey!



P.S. Go ORANGE!!!!
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Mild Thing



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too soon... too soon.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing good stuff!
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gurkin



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whitebone wrote:
One of the best threads ever!!! From Zom's initial "truth telling", to Dogfart getting all prideful/enraged, and Rockers creepy, drunken, pedo ramblings. Oi vey!



P.S. Go ORANGE!!!!


Laughing never disappoints!
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