Joined: 21 Nov 2008
Location: somewhere someplace driving yer drunk ass around
|Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:17 am Post subject: Discarded Characters from My Books
|BRANDI is a big fat baby machine. Look at her and she becomes pregnant. Touch her and she sues you for child support.
BUTCH needs to quit pounding on people for no reason. There is always a reason.
CHER is a walking squawking living breathing fucking sucking warbling half-breed. And when her ex Sonny was dispatched from the planet after skiing into a tree, Cher walked the Earth like she owned the gay half.
CHLOE loves cocaine more than love.
DAIQURI drank and drank and drank herself to death.
DILLWEED is a good-hearted idiot. He had no clue what hit him.
DINAH has someone in the kitchen I know I know because the neighbors called the cops.
FRANNY is a tranny.
FRITZY is a celebrity prison guard. He has maced more famous celebrity prisoners in the history of celebrity imprisonment.
HANNAH got me in Dutch with my wife.
LARRY owns many taxis,