2013 Dead Pool

vishnu666 · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:00 pm Post subject: 2013 Dead Pool

I'm gonna try a new tact this year. My choices have accumulated enough bad karma that if there is a God, and if he/she is paying attention, he/she should check out these incredibly evil human beings and do the right thing: Struck by lightning, spontaneous human combustion, falling down a man hole, Mad Cow disease, etc.

Wayne LaPierre, NRA bigshot. His big idea: Let's give everybody a gun. Criminals would be too scared to shoot anyone, because they would be instantly riddled with hot burning lead by citizen vigilantes. And if any innocent bystanders get clipped in the crossfire, tough. Should have been wearing a bullet proof vest.

Fred Phelps, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Pickets funerals of dead soldiers, who deserved to die because God hates fags. Also picketed the funerals of the slain children in Midtown, Connecticut.

Ted Nugent. Said if Obama won re-election, he'd be in jail or dead. What's holding you up, Ted? (Dishonorable mention: Meatloaf and Kid Rock.)

Rush Limbaugh, Fat High Priest of the Republican Party. Racist, misogynist, smug, boorish and loud. Most popular radio voice in the USA.

Glenn Beck, Paranoid conspiracy theorist.Too insane to be taken seriously. Rich white folks love him. They love money more of course.

Wild card: Justin Bieber. Don't really wish him ill will. It would be nice if the smug little fuck just went away.

I'm changing my wild card to Tim Tebow. I can't stand that guy. What a media whore and why was he worth all that attention? All that "Tebowing" nonsense made me ill. If the good Lord calls him home tomorrow: maybe a piano lands on his head or he gets ripped apart by coyotes or gets hit by a bus, I think the world would be a slightly better place.

sad poseur · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 570 Location: Evanston, IL

Luise Rainer
Beverly Cleary
Ronnie Biggs
Hugo Chavez
Bobby Doerr

WC: Roger Ebert

Reverend Phil · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:19 pm Post subject:

Damn it Paul you actually took a couple of mine
1. Doris Day
2. Mickey Rooney
3 Efraim Zimbalist Jr.
4 Carol Channing
5 Jerry Lewis

Wild Card......Lets go with Katt Williams shall we.

Ollie Stench · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:45 pm Post subject:

Sad Poseur beat me to Ronnie Biggs, so let's see who we can come up with...

1. Marion Ross
2. Rose Marie
3. Fidel Castro
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Elizabeth Alexandra Mary (aka Queen Elizabeth II)

wild card: Willie Aames aka Bible Man

whitebone · Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 2898 Location: MINNEAPOLIS

1. Charlie Harper
2. Bob Barker
3. Joseph Walter Jackson (MJ's dad)
4. Merle Haggard
5. Robert Mugabe

WC: Anthony Bourdain

whitebone · Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 2898 Location: MINNEAPOLIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_koop

How could nobody have thought of him? 96
Dude was radical considering the times and President he served under.

sad poseur · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 570 Location: Evanston, IL

Oh, come on. We rush to claim Ronnie Biggs every year, and then this.

2fisted · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 7753 Location: xE

SAD WINS ONE! DING DING!!

2fisted · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 7753 Location: xE

Wayne LaPierre, NRA bigshot. His big idea: Let's give everybody a gun. Criminals would be too scared to shoot anyone, because they would be instantly riddled with hot burning lead by citizen vigilantes. And if any innocent bystanders get clipped in the crossfire, tough. Should have been wearing a bullet proof vest. <MILLIONS MORE NRA MEMBERS IN THE PAST MONTH!

Fred Phelps, founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Pickets funerals of dead soldiers, who deserved to die because God hates fags. Also picketed the funerals of the slain children in Midtown, Connecticut.<Also a Democrat.

Ted Nugent. Said if Obama won re-election, he'd be in jail or dead. What's holding you up, Ted? (Dishonorable mention: Meatloaf and Kid Rock.) Who cares, The Nuge Rocks!

Rush Limbaugh, Fat High Priest of the Republican Party. Racist, misogynist, smug, boorish and loud. Most popular radio voice in the USA. < And he's always right!

Glenn Beck, Paranoid conspiracy theorist.Too insane to be taken seriously. Rich white folks love him. They love money more of course.< He loves GOLD too! btw, How's that Anthony Wiener doing?

Wild card: Justin Bieber. Don't really wish him ill will. It would be nice if the smug little fuck just went away.

I'm changing my wild card to Tim Tebow. I can't stand that guy. What a media whore and why was he worth all that attention? All that "Tebowing" nonsense made me ill. If the good Lord calls him home tomorrow: maybe a piano lands on his head or he gets ripped apart by coyotes or gets hit by a bus, I think the world would be a slightly better place. Very Happy

vishnu666 · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:27 am Post subject:

vishnu666 · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:07 pm Post subject: Now I know who Anthony Weiner is

A loudmouth jerk who never found a camera he didn't like. Especially with his dick out. The term "Weinergate" is priceless. He's running for mayor of NYC. Those kind of jokes write themselves.

2fisted · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 7753 Location: xE

vishnu666 · Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:47 pm Post subject: Roger Ebert

Hardly a reach. He looked like hell. He should have been in a horror flick. Would have scared the shit out of everybody.

2fisted · Joined: 22 Sep 2003 Posts: 7753 Location: xE

lol, ok! I liked his days with Siskle. But I think he kinda lost it in the past 6 years.

vishnu666 · Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:39 pm Post subject: