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God Damn Don Powers



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:52 am    Post subject: More chit-chat with Don Powers Reply with quote

Boogie on down

To the Moon sweetheart!


BAM!

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That S.O.B Jackie Vee!



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I declare Don Powers DEAD.

Don Powers, The Paulson's and every other stupid character "Roland" came up with. They're one dimensional, flaccid and downright stupid. The dork sitting next to you smoking doobage may find this humorous. I don't. Discuss.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i miss Tom Paulson III the most.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never noticed any of these names you mention. I don't miss them one bit.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That S.O.B Jackie Vee! wrote:
I declare Don Powers DEAD.

Don Powers, The Paulson's and every other stupid character "Roland" came up with. They're one dimensional, flaccid and downright stupid. The dork sitting next to you smoking doobage may find this humorous. I don't. Discuss.


Well goddamn and fuck a duck! You've killed your own self by stepping out of character with this post.

Die, JV, Die.
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That S.O.B Jackie Vee!



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well shit on my dick for a cigarette, zommy! You should ease up on that word "character" just a little bit. You for one have by far overextended your "self aggrandizing buffoon" gimmick. Your approach is quite stale and your creativity had reached it's zenith many, many moons ago.

Make sure to have a snappy come back. Punctuate it with a "har". That would be hilarious. Or better yet do some more Jackie Vee! It ain't new but it's new to you and that is exactly what you need! Buk Buk! Har!
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zom-zom



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Relax with Jackie Vee! wrote:
Well shit on my dick for a cigarette! My approach is quite stale. I'll keep on telling anyone interested in tales of colostomy-sex and moon-pies.

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That S.O.B Jackie Vee!



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go relax with some of your kitchen grease and a magazine, dummy!

Misquotes are a third rate trick and you still lack in freshness no matter how many attempts you make. Hang up your gloves and put the apron back on.
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zom-zom



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gloves? You're the one wearing the latex when you do that colostomy-probing. And I only cook with the finest olive oil and clarified butter.

Like that fabulous Oingo Boingo song says: Who do you want to be today?

BUK! HAR!
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That S.O.B Jackie Vee!



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

zom-zom wrote:
I probe myself lubing with only the finest olive oil to a Blue Boy mag.


Now that's a misquote.

You can't out Jackie Jackie and I couldn't care less about your sex, kitchen or bathroom habits, your many uses for clarified butter or your secret sauces, Colonel Blanders. There's only one Jackie Vee but I hear the Paulsons have an opening! Go probe it, draggy!
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Slomgom_Commie



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where, oh where, has That S.O.B. Jackie Vee gone?!
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gurkin



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i never thought about this until now!
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Roland Deschain



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heh heh...Don Powers.
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God Damn Don Powers



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eat her bush.
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God Damn Don Powers



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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