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Beving
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posted 07-12-2001 11:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beving   Click Here to Email Beving     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I thought that this deserved it's own thread, I'll move it Backstage if you guys think that would be more appropeaux


quote:
Originally posted by Vrooman:
I'll prolly regret this, but what does it [chili dog] mean?? Color me curious.

The Paranoid Fuck


the way I unnerstand it it's when you shit on a girls chest and then tit fuck her.

Others that some of you may want to expand/expound on:

Shrimping
Felch
Snowball
Cleveland Steamer
Donkey Punch
Dirty Sanchez

etc

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EyesWide
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posted 07-13-2001 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EyesWide     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'll bet Vrooman is really happy he asked. That is some sexy stuff...

I know all the other ones, except snowball. I am convinced no one has ever performed a Dirty Sanchez, other than a c grade porno or a snuff film. There is just no fucking way!

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posted 07-13-2001 01:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tobylifehater   Click Here to Email Tobylifehater     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay-so my younger brother and his buddies have all these names for different ways of beating off. The only one I can remember though is "The stranger"(where you sit on your hand til it's asleep and then... um.. use it to jerk off.) Actually, I found it friggin hilarious. Probably a little mundane for this thread, though.

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REV. PECKERWOOD
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posted 07-13-2001 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for REV. PECKERWOOD   Click Here to Email REV. PECKERWOOD     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm warning you, don't get me started!
I promised you a leaky basement, not a chili dog or a rose garden.

[This message has been edited by REV. PECKERWOOD (edited 07-13-2001).]

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molly coddle
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posted 07-13-2001 08:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for molly coddle   Click Here to Email molly coddle     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
definitions.
I want definitions.
Thank you Beving and Lifehater for yours.

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EyesWide
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posted 07-13-2001 08:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for EyesWide     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
No you don't. You really don't.

Although I am curious about what a 'snowball' is...

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Scotty
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posted 07-13-2001 09:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scotty   Click Here to Email Scotty     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
We used to hear a story about how actor Brian Keith hired younger boys / girls to do the
"Glass Table"....

Uncle Bill! shame on you!

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posted 07-13-2001 09:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Clyde   Click Here to Email Clyde     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I thought that was Jerry Lewis? And is the glass table also know as a Hot Carl?

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Scotty
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posted 07-13-2001 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Scotty   Click Here to Email Scotty     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I must be out of practice, cuz I'm not sure.

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Yuck Foo
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posted 07-13-2001 11:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yuck Foo   Click Here to Email Yuck Foo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
From http://www.blumper.com/

Dirty Sanchez

Definition:

When you are fucking someone, then stick your finger up their ass and smear it under their nose like a mustache.

Usage

Man, I did a dirty sanchez last night, it was awesome!


Cleveland Steamer

Definition:

When you take a shit between a girls breasts and then tit-fuck her.

Usage

Man, I did a cleveland steamer last night, it was awesome!

See Also:

Coney Island


Donkey Punch

Definition:

When you punch someone in the kidneys while fucking them from behind.

Usage

Man, I did a donkey punch last night, it was awesome!

See Also:

Bismark, Napoleon


Blumper

Definition:

When you are getting head and take a shit as you come

Usage

Man, I did a blumper last night, it was awesome!

See Also:

Blumpy

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Yuck Foo
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posted 07-13-2001 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Yuck Foo   Click Here to Email Yuck Foo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by EyesWide:
Although I am curious about what a 'snowball' is...

I've always heard a snowball is when your partner, after blowing you, transfers your jism from their mouth into your mouth via a kiss. Am I right anybody??? What do I win?

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Clyde
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posted 07-13-2001 11:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Clyde   Click Here to Email Clyde     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Perhaps some teabagging might be in order?

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EyesWide
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posted 07-13-2001 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for EyesWide     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
My education is now complete!

Since it wasn't addressed, allow me. Felching is removing your own issue from the orifice you deposited it in. In a group scenario, you can also remove someone else's for them. Courtesy counts! Shrimping? I guess I don't know this one either.

BTW, maybe I'm just a prude, but people don't actually shit on each other, do they???

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posted 07-13-2001 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dwight     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
what about the Topeka Destroyer?

we learned about this in Lousville. it's basically a blumpie with some vomiting involved.

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Clyde
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posted 07-13-2001 01:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Clyde   Click Here to Email Clyde     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh god, this is some nasty stuff. Can felching be done with a straw?

And they should make a movie about all this stuff. Like that Nick Cage movie about snuff films, except with Bobcat as the detective solving a crime involving bodily fluid/solid films.

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posted 07-13-2001 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vertigo   Click Here to Email vertigo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i beleive the shrimping involves the feet- more in particular the toes sucking and other insertion into bodily cavities. if i'm wrong correct me. a good example that comes to mind and the only one i'm aware of is in Pink Flamingos.

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molly coddle
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posted 07-13-2001 04:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for molly coddle   Click Here to Email molly coddle     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Yuck Foo:
I've always heard a snowball is when your partner, after blowing you, transfers your jism from their mouth into your mouth via a kiss. Am I right anybody??? What do I win?


wasn't that the definition given in the movie "Clerks"?

and Eyes Wide, I believe that Shrimping is sucking on toes.
which in light of everything else, is just plain mundane.

and I know that I shouldn't pass judgement on other peoples little turn ons, but I find the attraction with feces just a little more than creepy.

oh, and many thanks for the definitions. I hate not knowing the inside joke.

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posted 07-13-2001 05:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrongAnswer   Click Here to Email wrongAnswer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Clyde:
I thought that was Jerry Lewis? And is the glass table also know as a Hot Carl?[/QUOTE)
Uhhh... I think that's a "plate job."
The "Hot Carl" is without the table.

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posted 07-13-2001 05:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrongAnswer   Click Here to Email wrongAnswer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Here's the definition of "felching," according to Savage Love:


" HEY FAGGOT:
This is a genuine letter. I am not a frat row prankster or homophobe. What is "felching?" Curious


HEY,C:
There's a town in Michigan called Felch, and one just north of Felch called Felch Mountain. For the definitive definition, I called the post office in Felch and spoke to Ken. Ken didn't know what "felching" was, but he guessed it would be "touring Felch." Felch was named after the governor of Michigan in 1846, Elfious Felch. Would a "felcher" be a kindred spirit of Governor Felch in the same way a sadist is a spiritual descendant of the Marquis de Sade? Ken wasn't sure. So I called Blomquist's Restaurant in Felch, thinking maybe somebody there would be able to help us. Donna, the waitress at Blomquist's, "had no idea" what felching was, "nope, I don't. None." If no one in Felch knows what felching is, how can I pretend to know? All I know for sure is that Felch is a city in Michigan."

Silly me. I thought "felching" was the act of orally removing one's semen from the anus of a willing partner.
As for whether it can be performed with a straw, I'm of the opinion that that particular act deseves an entirely different name. Any ideas, TCPerverts?

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MrsPeel
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posted 07-13-2001 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrsPeel   Click Here to Email MrsPeel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This thread grosses me out beyond belief but I love that Dan Savage!!

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MoldyRamone
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posted 07-13-2001 06:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoldyRamone   Click Here to Email MoldyRamone     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Beving:
I thought that this deserved it's own thread, I'll move it Backstage if you guys think that would be more appropeaux


Others that some of you may want to expand/expound on:

Shrimping
Felch
Snowball
Cleveland Steamer
Donkey Punch
Dirty Sanchez

etc



...and here I thought those were the names of members of your BAND.

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posted 07-13-2001 06:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoldyRamone   Click Here to Email MoldyRamone     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I believe the act of shitting on a clear glass plate placed on someone's face is called a "Hot Karl". Correct me if I'm wrong. If anyone has read the book Please Kill Me it describes how Lou Reed wanted this done to himself. Why NOT eat shit, Lou, you sure wrote plenty of it!

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posted 07-13-2001 08:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beving   Click Here to Email Beving     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's a Hot Karl that you described. AKA Plate Job.

Hey Rob, what's a Rose Garden?

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posted 07-13-2001 08:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Beving   Click Here to Email Beving     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Yuck Foo:
From http://www.blumper.com/

None of the links in the glossary work! Ya trying to tease me???

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posted 07-13-2001 08:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wrongAnswer   Click Here to Email wrongAnswer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I shall wash, but I shan't be clean.

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posted 07-13-2001 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nicattack   Click Here to Email nicattack     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
my fucking god is this shit disgusting! Anyway, my understanding was that the distinction between a "hot carl" and "plate job" involved saran wrap or something like that instead of a glass plate, the saran wrap being placed directly on the face and therefore transferring heat to the uh, victim. Supposedly hitler was into this kinda shit...

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posted 07-13-2001 09:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nicattack   Click Here to Email nicattack     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehe... no pun intended. But once again I would just like to comment how that this entire conversation makes me want to vomit.

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posted 07-13-2001 11:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrsPeel   Click Here to Email MrsPeel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I doubt anyone would complain a bit if Bev deleted it.

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posted 07-14-2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoldyRamone   Click Here to Email MoldyRamone     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I WOULD!

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MoldyRamone
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posted 07-14-2001 12:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoldyRamone   Click Here to Email MoldyRamone     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by EyesWide:

BTW, maybe I'm just a prude, but people don't actually shit on each other, do they??? [/B]


Check out poopsex.com for the whole sordid truth...

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posted 07-14-2001 01:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoldyRamone   Click Here to Email MoldyRamone     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OKAY, I'm a 'tard!! How do ya make a link?? (oh, I can't wait for the snappy answers to this one...)

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REV. PECKERWOOD
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posted 07-14-2001 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for REV. PECKERWOOD   Click Here to Email REV. PECKERWOOD     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Beving:
That's a Hot Karl that you described. AKA Plate Job.

Hey Rob, what's a Rose Garden?


Fuck the Rose Garden, it's all about the "Leaky Basement", bitch!

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posted 07-14-2001 02:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for REV. PECKERWOOD   Click Here to Email REV. PECKERWOOD     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nicattack:
hehe... no pun intended. But once again I would just like to comment how that this entire conversation makes me want to vomit.

Well then puke, but just do it in a sexual situation and let us know!

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posted 07-14-2001 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for YerMom   Click Here to Email YerMom     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Although tame by this thread's standards, I can't believe no on brought up a 'tossed salad'. A prison-bitch favorite!

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MrsPeel
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posted 07-14-2001 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrsPeel   Click Here to Email MrsPeel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'm just going to ignore this thread and hope it goes away.

Moldy and Rev, 2 of my favorite people, I really don't wanna picture you doing these things.

Especially because I adore your girlfriends!

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posted 07-14-2001 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vrooman   Click Here to Email Vrooman     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Whoa! Ask a simple question and look at the can of worms...

I can deal with the fact that people do these things, but that there are so many crazy ass labels AND that people know what they mean creeps me out. Christ, are there really that many people playing with poo?!?

I must also admit that I knew quite of few of these terms. Hmmm, do I really know myself?

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posted 07-14-2001 02:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Felix Havoc   Click Here to Email Felix Havoc     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I used to hang out with a dude whose last name was Welcher. From day one we called him Felcher. It was really when you called out his name in a public place which people would raise their eyebrows and look in disgust and which didn't get it at all.

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posted 07-14-2001 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tobylifehater   Click Here to Email Tobylifehater     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay- I had my brother forward this to me. The straight dope on the stranger:

quote:
...I call it (long pause for dramatic effect) "The Stranger".
First put on somethin' smooth and slightly funky in the C.D. player. Marvin, Stevie, shit even some Barry White will set the mood. Turn it up nice and loud in your headphones. (Headphones are ideal. They drown out all the background noise) Take all your clothes off and sit down somewhere comfortable, "on your hands". Give it about twenty minutes and think about that special(Charlize Theron) someone. When your hands are nice and tingley get off those bad boys, cause it's time to
"RUB ONE OUT". Hence, the stranger has been born.

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posted 07-14-2001 05:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrsPeel   Click Here to Email MrsPeel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I always thought The Stranger was when you used your other hand.

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posted 07-14-2001 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for vertigo   Click Here to Email vertigo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
no one metioned the golden shower either...is something wrong?

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