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Topic: Coin a Porn Name
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owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-15-2002 08:24 PM
   
Making up porn names for new movies is like totally fun. Here's some of my all-time fav's:On Golden Blonde.
Savoring Ryan's Privates.
Lord of the Cock Rings...just made this one up. Not too good. Please to share. IP: Logged |
stinkbot
Punk Posts: 1000
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-15-2002 08:32 PM
Three men and a babyIP: Logged |
fatfingers
Punk Posts: 589
Registered: Jun 2000
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posted 09-15-2002 09:43 PM
beaverly hill's cock, 1, 2 and 3.
poonstruck.IP: Logged |
The Classical
Punk Posts: 127
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted 09-15-2002 10:21 PM
this doesnt really count but my favorite porn movie title is: fuck me and pee on my husbandsort tells ya all you need to know IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-15-2002 11:46 PM
Y'see, this shit is funny as hell. You all (sniff) make me so proud. Poonstruck, hee hee.IP: Logged |
False Rumor
Punk Posts: 129
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 09-16-2002 12:39 AM
I suppose if John Malkovich did a porno they could do "Boning John Malkovich".I Know Who You Did Last Summer
High Infidelity
Orifice Space
The Royal Ten Bums Or, you could go with the list of lists: Whispers in the Wind
To Each His Own
Put It Where It Doesn't Belong
My Pipes Need Cleaning
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight
I Need Your Cock
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers
My Cunt and Eight Shafts
Cum Clean
Cum Gargling Naked Sluts
Cum Buns III
Cumming in Socks
Cum on Ilene
Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum
Girls Who Crave Cock
Girls Who Crave Cunt
Men Alone II: The KY Connection
Pink Pussy Lips
All Holes Filled with Hard Cock and, uh...Happy Scrappy Hero Pup IP: Logged |
Bare Knuckle Mick
Punk Posts: 701
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 09-16-2002 12:42 AM
Thank you False I was waiting for that. Great list.IP: Logged |
TacoSaladwithaHintofLime
Punk Posts: 259
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-16-2002 12:43 AM
crouching woman hidden bonerIP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-16-2002 08:07 AM
Hey False, I guess I didn't sexplain myself very well here. They gotta be names based on REAL movies. Don't make me take my topic and go home!crouching woman hidden boner...snicker. IP: Logged |
Aspirin
Punk Posts: 1091
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-16-2002 08:29 AM
The Lesbian in the CupboardThe Princess Banged Giving Head in a Duffle Bag Goodfellatios People to do from Denver in your Bed Fuckaroo Banzai IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-16-2002 10:37 AM
Muff Diving Miss Daisy.IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-16-2002 10:39 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Aspirin:
Fuckaroo Banzai
CLASSIC! IP: Logged |
autopsygrrrl
Punk Posts: 1050
Registered: May 2001
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posted 09-16-2002 10:51 AM
The Wadfather
Inside Her Blouse Rules
Glad I Ate Her (Starring Russel Scroat)Then, from the "Tom Screws" series:
Blown on the Fourth of July
Cock Tale
Risque Business
The Firm
Fagnolia
Lays of Thunder One of my all-time favorites:
A Cock on My Lips Now IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-16-2002 12:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by autopsygrrrl:
Fagnolia
Another instant classic. Interestingly enough, also starring Tom Cruise. HE'S NOT GAY...REALLY.
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Aspirin
Punk Posts: 1091
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-16-2002 12:33 PM
The SperminatorThe Raunchy Whore Picture Show Honey I Fucked the Kids American Bi Backdoor to the Future Michael Colons Beastmaster (no change necessary) Cock Suck and Two Stroking Girls Snatch (no change necessary) IP: Logged |
Aspirin
Punk Posts: 1091
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-16-2002 12:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by autopsygrrrl:
Then, from the "Tom Screws" series:
...You forgot the picture Screws was in with Bustin' Boffman...Groinman. And what about his performance with Vaseline Kilmer in Sop Cum? [This message has been edited by Aspirin (edited 09-16-2002).] IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-16-2002 12:41 PM
If you listen closely, you can hear our IQ's dropping rapidly. Funny stuff though.IP: Logged |
monkeybutt
Punk Posts: 172
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-16-2002 12:44 PM
my left nut
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Vladmyr
Punk Posts: 1089
Registered: Oct 2001
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posted 09-16-2002 01:16 PM
Movies that don't even need to be changed.... (yes there are all actual non-porno movies)The Banger Sisters
Big Daddy
My New Gun
Snatch
Hou men aka Rear Entrance
My Daddy Can Lick Your Daddy
Mod Fuck Explosion
Advance to the Rear
The Cock Crew
Boobs in the Wood
Going Down
The Wood
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Slippery When Wet
I Gonna Fuck You Back the the Stoneage (starring michael jordan - this is a weird ass movie)
Touch Wood
Erection
Shaft's Big Score
Great Balls of Fire
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sacknuts
Punk Posts: 213
Registered: Sep 2002
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posted 09-17-2002 01:40 AM
Tasting Jamie
Forever Hung
Hairy Peener and the Sorcerer's Sack
Muffeater 3
Swallow Pal
Open Up and Say Cock
White Stains
Panty Room
Boy Meats Whore
Cream A Little Cream(For Me)
Hot Nights, Wet Tights
The Colon Cowboys
Shooting On The Stars
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MoldyRamone
Punk Posts: 1005
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 09-17-2002 02:53 AM
Awesome topic!
Three-legged Freaks
FearDatCum
K-Y the Widowfucker
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Hairy Pooter and the sauciest bone
Dude, where's my cock?
Girl, intercoursed
Black Cock Down
....oh, you can bet I'll be back with more! IP: Logged |
Susan The Bear
Punk Posts: 324
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-17-2002 03:11 AM
ok...
i thought this thread was porn-star names:i'm stickin' with Lance Thoroughly. "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is funny.
Did i mantion i talked to some lady named Ora L. Love today?
i fought hard to keep from giggling. (oh, and 'Dude, Where's My Virginity' was a funny Simpson's joke as well)
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False Rumor
Punk Posts: 129
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 09-17-2002 05:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by owen:
Hey False, I guess I didn't sexplain myself very well here. They gotta be names based on REAL movies. Don't make me take my topic and go home!crouching woman hidden boner...snicker.
Owen, I fully understood the game, which is why I gave my first couple suggestions.  The rest were from "Clerks". -j IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-17-2002 10:12 AM
An instant classic that would make Bob Crane proud! I've laughed, I've cried and this topic has become a part of me. A strange, icky part. quote:
Originally posted by MoldyRamone:
Hairy Pooter and the sauciest bone
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Barabbas
Punk Posts: 1862
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 09-17-2002 10:13 AM
The Top 20 Porno Titles Based on Recent Movies A Beautiful Hind Jimmy Neutron: Boy Penis Zoolover Bridget Jones's Diaphragm I Ram Sam A Boink to Remember Black Cock Down Tush Hour The Schtupping News Amelingus Monstrous Balls The Count's Full Monty Crisco Swallow Hal The Muffman Prophecies Bung OWWW!!!: Enter the Orifice A.I.: Anal Intercourse The Fist and the Curious Kate and Leo's Pole Behind Emily's Loins and the Number 1 Porno Title Based on a Recent Movie...
Moulin Spooge
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owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-17-2002 11:00 AM
FANTASTIC!IP: Logged |
trailerdiva
Punk Posts: 576
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 09-17-2002 05:53 PM
The Banging Sisters
Divine Secretions of the Yaya Sisterhood
The Emporer's New Hose
Fucking In Cars With Boys
13 Conversations About One Dick
Waking Up in Janet Reno
How To Fuck Your Neighbor's Dog
I Am Trying to Break Your Hymen
Lick Mike
K-Y: The Widowfucker
One Hour Porno
The Powermuff Girls
Road to Penetration
Sperming Sara
Spy Kids 2:The Island of Wet Dreams
The Cum of All Fears
Who is Coitus Tout?
24 Hour Panty People
Harry's Secret and the Chamber Pot
About A Boytoy
Secret of My Sucksess
How to Get Head in Advertising
White Men CAN Hump
Sodomy Last Summer
The Cunting Little VixenTwo that need no title change:
Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
Shaft IP: Logged |
Mr. Peel
Punk Posts: 171
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 09-17-2002 06:27 PM
How could anyone forget the 2 fisted printer?!?!?!IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 09-17-2002 08:03 PM
The Winners so Far (the criteria being, "did I laugh out loud when I read it):
8) Poonstruck
7) Fagnolia
6) Muff Diving Miss Daisy
5) Fuckaroo Banzai
4) Hairy Pooter and the Sauciest Bone
3) The Fist and the Curious
2) Divine Secretions of the Yaya Sisterhood
1) Crouching Woman Hidden BonerIP: Logged |
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