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Topic: yeah, but you like that crazy mosh pit kind of stuff
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joeschmoe
Punk Posts: 965
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 01:54 PM
   
I was told this at work today by a lady who didn't like me insulting Amy Grant and that phony adult contemporary Christian music. I had to bust a spurious chuckle, and share this with you punk asses. I want you to know your musical tastes are not legitimate until you realize the genius behind Amy Grant. Turn them amps down kids and go to church. Vote Republican. Turn your pothead neighbor into the cops, then go shopping at the Gap & Sam Goody at the Mall of America, cuz you should feel good for stopping those terrorists. My name is Joe and I support a drug & alcohol free America, me and Amy Grant... back to work now. Praise the lord.IP: Logged |
povertyrich
Punk Posts: 1215
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 02:00 PM
I support free drugs and alcohol in America.IP: Logged |
Billy V Gan
Punk Posts: 1116
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 02:02 PM
If Amy Grant is such a good Christian, why was she riding Vince Gills cock and balls while she was married. Fuck her. I like good wholesome christian woman.IP: Logged |
Slojo_Coma
Punk Posts: 1324
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 02:32 PM
Amy Grant is a pussy and wouldn't stand a chance in a fist fight with me.IP: Logged |
stinkbot
Punk Posts: 1000
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 02:41 PM
oh. well i s'pose your probably right. i mean all the people i don't like listen to nice safe music, wear outrageously expensive, ugly, bland clothing. they tend to be biggoted, and patriotic without question, and they seem SOOO flipping happy. i think you may be on to something here schmosey. i'll burn my punk records straight away and listen to some amy grant whilst i'm stroking to nice safe porn like spice tv, playboy, or over 60. thank your co-worker for showing me the path!
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lutefisk
Punk Posts: 1379
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 09-18-2002 02:42 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Billy V Gan:
Vince Gills cock and balls
these are words that have singed my eyeballs. IP: Logged |
RULE#MF2
Punk Posts: 1382
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 09-18-2002 04:14 PM
quote:
Originally posted by lutefisk:
these are words that have singed my eyeballs.
hahahah, sorry. I never meant to hurt anyone! IP: Logged |
The Big O
Punk Posts: 379
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 09-18-2002 06:16 PM
Ever notice how christian rock sounds a lot like 80's porn music? Seriously!The Big O IP: Logged |
Billy V Gan
Punk Posts: 1116
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted 09-19-2002 08:46 AM
Remember those old Christian metal bands. WTF was that!?!?!?!?!IP: Logged |
TacoSaladwithaHintofLime
Punk Posts: 259
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-19-2002 09:07 AM
like stryper? i knew a kid from up north that was really into them.oddly, stryper's label is called enema records... IP: Logged |
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