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posted 09-20-2002 09:52 AM         

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Q: What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work?

A: Buys him a 6 pack and drops him off at band practice.

This one's almost autobiographical.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

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posted 09-20-2002 10:33 AM         

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a guy walks into his shrinks office wearing a pair of underwear fashioned from saran wrap. The shrink leans back in his chair and ponders for a moment, he then tells the man "I can clearly see your nuts"

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posted 09-20-2002 10:38 AM            

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How do you keep and asshole in suspense. . .

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posted 09-20-2002 10:42 AM         

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Originally posted by povertyrich:
How do you keep and asshole in suspense. . .

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Ooh! Ooh! How????

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posted 09-20-2002 10:42 AM            

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I'll tell you later.

Ahhhhhahahahhahahahaaaaha!!!!

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posted 09-20-2002 10:43 AM            

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That was cold.

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posted 09-20-2002 11:11 AM         

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Originally posted by Billy V. Gan:
That was cold.

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nope. that was expected.

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posted 09-20-2002 11:23 AM            

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Originally posted by naked maygun:
nope. that was expected.

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yeah, but it was still cold. That guy is a mean bastard.

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posted 09-20-2002 11:36 AM            

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That Povertyrich is a jerk, and a liar and a cheat. SCUM!

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