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Topic: ...and so it begins
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Finn McCool
Punk Posts: 500
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 03:39 PM
   
So I was just doing a little impulse-shopping at Target today when I noticed, way back in the corner, that......they've already got the Christmas stuff out. (And, no, I didn't see any Pirate's Day merchandise on the clearance racks.) IP: Logged |
The Artful Dodger
Punk Posts: 858
Registered: May 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 03:42 PM
It's never too early to start thinking about what to get The Artful Dodger for Christmas.Good heads-up, thanks! [This message has been edited by The Artful Dodger (edited 09-20-2002).] IP: Logged |
Billy V. Gan
Punk Posts: 765
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 03:43 PM
Actually, I think it might have been a week ago the ol' corporate whores set there hooks out to try to grasp our money with their Christmas stuff. And I remember when I used to think we were stretching it setting on November 4th. Fuck them. IP: Logged |
HooliganKat
Punk Posts: 1156
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 03:48 PM
You think that's bad? Neiman Marcus has a "Holiday Speciality Store" on the skyway level of Gaviidae. IT OPENED IN FUCKING AUGUST! Every damn time I walk by it there is some freak trying to push samples of crap on me. BUDDY, I'VE TOLD YOU NO 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE LAST 6 WEEKS GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!!!! I for one, hate x-mas and from now on am refusing to celebrate this hyped up piece of crap holiday. I will not by presents for others, and do not want others to by presents for me. If I wanted something, I'D GO OUT AND BUY IT MY DAMN SELF. No X-mas cards, no decorations, not a damn thing. Not only that but I avoid the lame ass holidazzle parade which only serves as a roadblock to get to the bar. In fact the only thing good about X-mas is a DAY OFF. BAH FUCKING HUM BUG!!!! IP: Logged |
Barabbas
Punk Posts: 1862
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 03:52 PM
"Drink, papa, drink. No one wants a sober Santa."IP: Logged |
The Artful Dodger
Punk Posts: 858
Registered: May 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 03:53 PM
quote:
Originally posted by HooliganKat:
I will not by presents for others...
*ahem*
I can only assume you mean, "I will not buy presents for others except The Artful Dodger". [This message has been edited by The Artful Dodger (edited 09-20-2002).] IP: Logged |
monty carlos
Punk Posts: 1127
Registered: May 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 03:55 PM
Right now, there is a picture of Dan Ackroyd as Santa in "Trading Places" Damn, I need to figure out how to post pictures and other assorted goodies.IP: Logged |
Billy V. Gan
Punk Posts: 765
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 03:59 PM
Why don't they set up the halloween stuff for us in May so we can start planning.I will still celebrate christmas for my daughters but only for them. IP: Logged |
Daley
Punk Posts: 1406
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 04:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Finn McCool:
(And, no, I didn't see any Pirate's Day merchandise on the clearance racks.)
DAMN THEM! DAMN THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL! ok, this is WAY to early for that X-mas bunk. I'm with Hooligankat on this one. IP: Logged |
steef
Punk Posts: 3278
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 04:27 PM
That settles it.I'm having a fark Christmas, up with Pirates day party at my place. The only presents that can be exchanged will be ingredients for GROG! "Daddy, why does our tree look so funny this year?" "Arrr. That's the mast from Santa's sleigh." IP: Logged |
Slojo_Coma
Punk Posts: 1324
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 04:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by monty carlos:
Right now, there is a picture of Dan Ackroyd as Santa in "Trading Places" Damn, I need to figure out how to post pictures and other assorted goodies.
The best way to figure out all that funny business is when you see a post with something you want to do, just do a 'reply with quote' it has all that code shit right in there. SUPER FUN AND EASY, LIKE A FIVE DOLLAR WHORE!  IP: Logged |
povertyrich
Punk Posts: 1215
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 04:41 PM
Sounds like some of y'all need some good old Christmas cheerin' up!  IP: Logged |
trailerdiva
Punk Posts: 576
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 04:47 PM
I saw the stuff in the corner at the lake street target yesterday and just shuddered. My God, you can't even smell the snow yet.IP: Logged |
Finn McCool
Punk Posts: 500
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 04:53 PM
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gilligan
Punk Posts: 700
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 04:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by HooliganKat:
I for one, hate x-mas and from now on am refusing to celebrate this hyped up piece of crap holiday. I will not by presents for others, and do not want others to by presents for me. If I wanted something, I'D GO OUT AND BUY IT MY DAMN SELF. No X-mas cards, no decorations, not a damn thing. Not only that but I avoid the lame ass holidazzle parade which only serves as a roadblock to get to the bar. In fact the only thing good about X-mas is a DAY OFF. BAH FUCKING HUM BUG!!!!
Someone needs a qualude!!! Relax Christmas day is my birthday!!!! YEAHHHHH
Christmas is fun if you don't get caught up in all the hoopla.
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m o n k
Punk Posts: 873
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 05:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by gilligan:
Someone needs a qualude!!! Relax Christmas day is my birthday!!!! YEAHHHHH
gilligan is actually JESUS CHRIST?!?! Nice handle, Jesus. IP: Logged |
stu
Punk Posts: 299
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 09-20-2002 05:02 PM
quote:
Originally posted by gilligan:
Christmas is fun if you don't get caught up in all the hoopla.
Couldn't agree more. I love Christmas and the snowy winterness of it all. I've never been to the Holidazzle parade and never paln on it, but I am a sucker for that holiday cheer. Maybe it's the one week of the year I can feel less miserable! IP: Logged |
HooliganKat
Punk Posts: 1156
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 09-20-2002 05:04 PM
I restate my post and say the only thing good about X-mas is a day off and Gilligan's birthday.IP: Logged |
Daddy's Lil Big Un
Punk Posts: 992
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 08:06 PM
December 25, 1963 is DLBU's birthday, too!IP: Logged |
Fry
Punk Posts: 509
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 09-20-2002 10:54 PM
quote:
Originally posted by HooliganKat:
You think that's bad? Neiman Marcus has a "Holiday Speciality Store" on the skyway level of Gaviidae. IT OPENED IN FUCKING AUGUST! Every damn time I walk by it there is some freak trying to push samples of crap on me. BUDDY, I'VE TOLD YOU NO 4 TIMES A DAY FOR THE LAST 6 WEEKS GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!!!! I for one, hate x-mas and from now on am refusing to celebrate this hyped up piece of crap holiday. I will not by presents for others, and do not want others to by presents for me. If I wanted something, I'D GO OUT AND BUY IT MY DAMN SELF. No X-mas cards, no decorations, not a damn thing. Not only that but I avoid the lame ass holidazzle parade which only serves as a roadblock to get to the bar. In fact the only thing good about X-mas is a DAY OFF. BAH FUCKING HUM BUG!!!!
Of course that store wil survive. They create a perpetual holiday climate so you always have one to shop for or else your SF will leave you, and what else are you going to do with that office job working for them?
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Ollie Stench
Admin Posts: 2386
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 09-21-2002 01:55 AM
http://www.geocities.com/distmed/DistMed/humbugs.htm IP: Logged |
Patti Pagan
Punk Posts: 1401
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 09-21-2002 11:56 AM
quote:
Originally posted by m o n k:
[b]gilligan is actually JESUS CHRIST?!?! Nice handle, Jesus.[/B]
Whoaaaa! So this means Dapper Dean is Jesus' brother?! IP: Logged |
Lance Murdock
Punk Posts: 926
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 09-21-2002 03:10 PM
Nobody Fucks with the JesusIP: Logged |
Pete Scholtes
Punk Posts: 329
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 09-21-2002 04:03 PM
A year ago there was a terrorist group in France that threatened to destroy any storefronts displaying Christmas items before Thanksgiving. I have to admit, THESE guys I sympathized with...IP: Logged |
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