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Topic: How did you get the booze when you were under age
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AJA
Lil Punk Posts: 27
Registered: Apr 2000
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posted 03-28-2002 03:31 AM
   
Remember the 7-11 that you could buy beer at or the one cashier at Henn-lake LQ that did not give a shit?...........Or you had a punk mama........Mine was LB, quarters at rolling soles.......Boneman puking.....Bob hunting for twizzelers...and LB with the biggest smile this side of Northfield...Oh to be young and sick.IP: Logged |
zomzom
Punk Posts: 77342189
Registered: Mar 1920
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posted 03-28-2002 08:31 AM
I didn't.
I Didn't drink until I was 18 and legal in WI.
I have many more brain cells left than most of you.IP: Logged |
RULE#MF2
Punk Posts: 1382
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 03-28-2002 08:35 AM
A lot of it we stole or my best friends Dad would hook us up (those days laws were different). Also there was this guy, Wildman or something, that would hook us up if he was in a good mood. The life in the village.................IP: Logged |
owen
Punk Posts: 1499
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 03-28-2002 10:11 AM
THAT, is debatable Mr. Zom. quote:
Originally posted by zomzom:
I have many more brain cells left than most of you.
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RC
Punk Posts: 859
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 03-28-2002 11:41 AM
Breaking into houses, watering down the parents stash and spotting.Spotting: You stand by the 7-11 dumpster and wait for somebody who looks cool. Psst...hey buddy, can you get us a bottle of Boone's Farm? "Sure, meet me around back" Then the fucker tries to drive away with your cash...so your pal down the street takes his window out with a brick.  [This message has been edited by RC (edited 03-28-2002).] IP: Logged |
jon senum
Punk Posts: 75
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 03-28-2002 01:26 PM
I had an unfair advantage, I grew up in New Ulm (pre-MADD). All it took was walking in and laying your money down.IP: Logged |
justme
Punk Posts: 329
Registered: May 2001
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posted 03-28-2002 01:46 PM
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Originally posted by RC:
watering down the parents stash
We were at a wedding recently where the mother of the groom took the groom, my husband and two other groomsmen (all friends from high school) over to a table of friends of the grooms parents. She introduced them then told her friends, "If you ever thought that D_______ poured a weak drink, these guys were the reason." Great moment  IP: Logged |
DipshitLucy
Punk Posts: 1519
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 03-28-2002 01:57 PM
That's excellent!IP: Logged |
troll
Punk Posts: 258
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 03-29-2002 05:40 PM
Back in the day we'd hang out in front of the LQ and ask passersby to buy it for us.
Then there was the time when I was 16 & I picked up a hitch-hiker & told him I drive him if he'd buy 2 bottles of MD 20/20. I got SCHLITZED!!! in retrospect, even though things were safer back then, it was still stooopid.IP: Logged |
Orbit
Punk Posts: 539
Registered: Jan 2001
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posted 03-30-2002 10:39 AM
We actually had a run-down little store in my town that would sell to minors; they'd get busted every once in a while and have to lay low. So then we'd go to this scary house where we used to buy pot and get them to hook us up. They were major fucking dirtbags, and I was kind of a babe in the woods at the time - it's a wonder I never got ripped off, beaten up, etc.IP: Logged |
H-TowN DrunK PunK
Punk Posts: 34
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 04-20-2002 11:20 AM
im an alcoholicIP: Logged |
Ollie Stench
Admin Posts: 2386
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 04-21-2002 11:28 AM
quote:
Originally posted by zomzom:
I didn't.
I Didn't drink until I was 18 and legal in WI.
I have many more brain cells left than most of you.
Oh Mr. Zommy is soooooo cool. "I didn't drink til I was 18 and it was legal". Well, good Sir, I didn't start til I was 26. I guess I have even MORe brain cells than you! So there! Nya Nya Nya  IP: Logged |
zomzom
Punk Posts: 77342189
Registered: Mar 1920
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posted 04-22-2002 09:29 AM
YEAH? WELL, UM, OKAY THEN.I GUESS. IP: Logged |
steef
Punk Posts: 3278
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 04-22-2002 12:56 PM
My dad made wine for a while. Lots and lots of underage homebrew wine drunks were had. I remeber the Dakota Port 77 as being quite inebriating. Others: spot someone at Henn-Lake and proceed North to the bridges, crawl through doggie door into someguys garage and steal the stash he was hiding from his wife, My friends dad who drank immense ammounts of whiskey and probably didn't notice the piddly 8 ozs we took.IP: Logged |
BIG MOUTH
Punk Posts: 313
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 04-22-2002 01:41 PM
Stood outside the liquor store and asked people to buy. Only got ripped of once.
Stole it from my folks. Other kids stole it from their folks.IP: Logged |
Chelsea40ozBondage
Punk Posts: 2284
Registered: May 2000
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posted 05-11-2002 02:57 PM
Not very tricky since I grew up in West Germany. I was swilling at Beirfests at 11, and a regular at a club called The Chalet at 13! My mom caught me drinking uzo there once when I ran away, and threw the contents of the shot glass at me.
Then when that country threw me out, at 15, I was sent to Lousiana which had the most liberal drinking laws in the nation. I turned 18 at the local alternative bar, where I had been a regular since starting the university at 16, and they announced it on the PA!!!
I did modify my laminated military dependants' ID though, great forgery skills.IP: Logged |
byron666
Lil Punk Posts: 23
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 06-03-2002 08:32 PM
I used to live on Penn and Broadway in North Mpls, next to a liquor store, moved there when I was 19. The first time I went there, I let them know I lived next door. Eventually I was writing checks, and they never carded me.
I lived there for a year.
I've always looked old and bitter.IP: Logged |
2fisted
Punk Posts: 1812
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 06-03-2002 10:20 PM
quote:
Originally posted by byron666:
The first time I went there, I let them know I lived next door. Eventually I was writing checks, and they never carded me.
I lived there for a year.
I've always looked old and bitter.
are you sure they just didn't smell the booze on your breath & figured you where a responsable adult? IP: Logged |
FreezerGirl
Punk Posts: 167
Registered: Feb 2002
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posted 06-04-2002 07:35 AM
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Originally posted by byron666:
I used to live on Penn and Broadway in North Mpls, next to a liquor store, moved there when I was 19. The first time I went there, I let them know I lived next door. Eventually I was writing checks, and they never carded me.
I lived there for a year.
I've always looked old and bitter.
Byron, I think you need to go back and look at your Jr. year high school pic, you looked pretty sweet and innocent back then. Of course then everything went to hell.
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MoldyRamone
Punk Posts: 1005
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 06-04-2002 11:09 AM
As a youth I was so appalled by my dad's alcoholism that I decided I was never going to drink. Besides, the few times I'd tried a sip of someone's beer it nearly made me retch. That all changed when I got my own place and started inviting Tom and Mickey over for movies. They'd bring the beer and I gradually started liking it. Our suds of choice? Special Export, back when it really was The Green Death.Good Times.IP: Logged |
steef
Punk Posts: 3278
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 06-04-2002 11:59 AM
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Originally posted by MoldyRamone:
? Special Export, back when it really was The Green Death.Good Times.
Does that mean it's not anymore? IP: Logged |
Fry
Punk Posts: 509
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 06-17-2002 12:02 PM
Didn't anyone know 21, 22, 23 year old punks and got it from them?IP: Logged |
molly coddle
Punk Posts: 2546
Registered: May 2001
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posted 06-17-2002 04:14 PM
conversation with new girl at work"I get into bars all the time, no one ever cards me"
"really, I thought all bars carded now, where do you drink?"
(ok, you need the visual here, this was said with the head bobbing back and forth, and bouncing blonde pigtails)
"South Beach! and Tropix! well, and all the bars in Cottage Grove except the one that the police there go to cuz I used to date one and they all know me!"
"when do you turn legal?"
"in just a little over a year, but really, carding is never a problem with me. I really like tequilla shots! I bet you used to party alot at one time too! Do you still go out drinking?" I told her never unless it was my birthday or some other big event.
And then I only went to bars that were quiet and played soft easy listening jazz.
And that I never had more then one drink. IP: Logged |
Daley
Punk Posts: 1406
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 06-17-2002 04:38 PM
Well, it's good that you were honest with her.Say, when does our bible group meet this week? Is it still on Wed., Or did Lance change it to Thurs.? IP: Logged |
DEA
Punk Posts: 1424
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 06-17-2002 04:39 PM
Molly, who is this girl? I grew up out there (well, I'm actually back there for the summer). I'm pretty sure that she can't get into either "club" in Cottage Grove...the Country one cards everyone and my Dad works the door at the one where "all the cops go." If she is getting into that place, I want to warn him, as he'd kinda be responsible if the club got caught....IP: Logged |
molly coddle
Punk Posts: 2546
Registered: May 2001
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posted 06-17-2002 06:30 PM
truthfully, I think she was lying.
maybe she got in once, but I don't know. South Beach and Tropix are two of the sleazier trendy bars in the city, and if I were a cop, they would be the first ones I'd check for i.d.'s.
and with the pigtails, well, there is nothing very mature about her look. In fact, she looks like she just came off the a kiddie porn set.
well, I guess that explains the South Beach and Tropix mention, doesn't it.[This message has been edited by molly coddle (edited 06-17-2002).] IP: Logged |
Evil Angel
Punk Posts: 1662
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 07-07-2002 04:07 PM
Wow, did somebody grew up in Cottage Grove? That's where I live for right now. The town is boring but cheap to live. My son goes to this great home daycare. So I wouldn't dare to move into the city til he's in grade school. So right now I live the ghetto of the Cottage Grove. Can anyone guessed that?IP: Logged |
vendetta77
Punk Posts: 1139
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 08-08-2002 04:43 PM
Friends' older siblings always bought for us. Usually some sort of Schnapps, like tropical or peach flavor. *gag*
We'd mix it with Kool-Aid or Mountain Dew or some such disgusting shit. Talk about a sugar nightmare!
Mark Abraham (Mankato's Town Drunk-Punk) did us the honor once in a while, but we had to buy him something too...felt bad condoning his alcoholism.
When I was 17, I called my mom from a friends' house (we'd exhausted all of our possibilities for a "buyer") and asked her if she'd go get 40s for me and my friends. (My mom drinks bailey's in her coffee like twice a year! That's it for alcohol...)
She was kinda shocked and said, "I will NOT go into a store and buy several 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor." I said, "Okay. Will you get one bottle of Captain Morgan?"
She said, "yes." IP: Logged |
steef
Punk Posts: 3278
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 08-08-2002 05:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHA good time Mama!!IP: Logged |
Chuck
Punk Posts: 98
Registered: May 2002
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posted 08-08-2002 06:06 PM
quote:
Originally posted by vendetta77:
Mark Abraham (Mankato's Town Drunk-Punk) did us the honor once in a while, but we had to buy him something too...felt bad condoning his alcoholism.
Mark kills me, seems the more drunk he gets the more "punk" he acts. Sometimes I'm suprised he is still alive.
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stinkbot
Punk Posts: 1000
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 08-09-2002 06:33 AM
when i turned 18 my mom bought so long as i promised to stay at home.
oddly enough she drank pigs arse and box wine too,(mom is a classy lady) so there was twice as much brew at home, and my mom never noticed the 6 in my pack. before that it was pilfering from her booze stash an filling it back up with water. then she had a mix drink party with friends and everyone was wondering why mom's drinks were so lousy.
i split immediately.IP: Logged |
natellica
Punk Posts: 146
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 08-09-2002 09:25 AM
i didn't start drinking until i was 18. and then i just grew a beard and would put on a suit. it worked surpisingly often. to this day i don't get carded hardly at all when i have a beard and constantly when i'm clean shaven. IP: Logged |
Billy V Gan
Punk Posts: 1116
Registered: Jun 2002
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posted 08-09-2002 11:00 AM
Well this is a rescent story but I thought it is fitting here. I got carded last night at the liquor store!! I couldn't believe it. I haven't been carded at them stores for years. It was kinda fun. IP: Logged |
naked maygun
Punk Posts: 440
Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 08-13-2002 05:44 PM
In Chicago there was a mexican restaurant that i think provided a good deal of the alcohol for my entire high school.
a classic birthday moment-the waitresses declaring "happy 18th birthday! Did you want a margarita or a pina colada?" i said both, of course. IP: Logged |
Evil Angel
Punk Posts: 1662
Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 08-13-2002 06:22 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Billy V Gan:
Well this is a rescent story but I thought it is fitting here. I got carded last night at the liquor store!! I couldn't believe it. I haven't been carded at them stores for years. It was kinda fun.
I too, get carded and that felt good!! Woo Hoo!! IP: Logged |
molly coddle
Punk Posts: 2546
Registered: May 2001
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posted 08-14-2002 03:38 AM
how did I get booze under age? fake i.d., naturally.as far as getting carded, I still get carded.
I don't consider it that much of a compliment though, as I am sure it's just because those establishments have a policy that everyone must have an i.d. on their person.
I highly doubt anyone is considering me questionably in my 20's IP: Logged |
Chelsea40ozBondage
Punk Posts: 2284
Registered: May 2000
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posted 08-14-2002 02:38 PM
I know this one guy Zues Van Hagar from Cali (I shit you not; check the silly names thread) and he trimmed some hair off his head, then used his mother's eyelash glue to adhere it on to his upper lip and armpits and went to buy cigs and beer. The clerk had to sell to him. "A" for effort.------------------
C40 C40 C40 GO IP: Logged |
PISSHEAD
Punk Posts: 199
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 08-19-2002 04:37 PM
Lowry Hill use to sell to anyone.I also recall one day when me and Al Long went to hen-lk, he was of age and I was not.Nick the prick carded him and he had left his Id a home. So out of desperation I walked in and bought a bottle of vodka no problem at all.They never asked for ID from me until I turned 21.BORN TO BE A PISSHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!IP: Logged |
vendetta77
Punk Posts: 1139
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 09-04-2002 12:05 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Chuck:
Mark kills me, seems the more drunk he gets the more "punk" he acts. Sometimes I'm suprised he is still alive.
Found out last night that a major artery in Mark's stomach burst...I heard he's alright, but the doc told him if he didn't quit drinking he'd live 6 more months -- tops. I hope he can stay away from the booze. IP: Logged |
vashrok
Punk Posts: 284
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-04-2002 06:05 PM
sorry, but if the best they could give me was 6 months, well, that would not be enough to keep me sober.IP: Logged |
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