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Topic: the Ed Gein Fan Club
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Trazadone Punk Posts: 1073 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 01:49 PM
i should tape a discalimer to kla everytime we leave the house.IP: Logged |
Ollie Stench Admin Posts: 2389 Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 02:24 PM
Hope he dosen't have too many boot print shaped bruises this morning!IP: Logged |
DEA Punk Posts: 1430 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-02-2002 02:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Trazadone: i should tape a discalimer to kla everytime we leave the house.
Something like "Please don't blame Traz if I act like a complete asshole"?  Don't worry, he wasn't the only one causing a ruckus last night. I couldn't figure out who were worse, the drunk suburban sluts that didn't seem to know any better or the two drunk hot-topic sluts from the opening band that acted just as badly. I was in the can and overheard one of the girls from said band say that she only did the band thing for "the men, the booze and the $15 I get at the end of the night for playing." I was curious to know where musicianship and artistic expression factored into this...but then I recalled how badly they sucked. They may all be really nice girls, though.... Ollie, Ian and Mom - You guys ripped the shit out of that stage last night, despite all the crowd issues. Please promise me that you'll play the Missing Persons' cover again the next time I'm in the crowd!  [This message has been edited by DEA (edited 12-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
Trazadone Punk Posts: 1073 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 02:42 PM
awwww...DEA, i knew you'd understand!IP: Logged |
joeschmoe Punk Posts: 965 Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 03:30 PM
quote: Originally posted by DEA: I couldn't figure out who were worse, the drunk suburban sluts that didn't seem to know any better or the two drunk hot-topic sluts from the opening band that acted just as badly.
They were sluts? Damn, why doesn't anyone tell me these things!
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Albert Fish Punk Posts: 1011 Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 03:40 PM
i told you. you just don't listen.IP: Logged |
DEA Punk Posts: 1430 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-02-2002 03:46 PM
quote: Originally posted by joeschmoe: They were sluts? Damn, why doesn't anyone tell me these things!
I distinctly remember you bumping and grinding with one of the drunk suburban sluts. I'm guessing you were too far gone on your own concoction of happy juice by that time to notice the opportunity presented to you....  IP: Logged |
joeschmoe Punk Posts: 965 Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 03:49 PM
I've been told that just because a woman wants to do the Lambada with you, doesn't mean she wants you to take her home and fuck her brains out... was I told wrong? I don't know, I never saw the movie.IP: Logged |
DEA Punk Posts: 1430 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-02-2002 04:00 PM
quote: Originally posted by joeschmoe: I've been told that just because a woman wants to do the Lambada with you, doesn't mean she wants you to take her home and fuck her brains out... was I told wrong? I don't know, I never saw the movie.
If you ask her nicely and she says no, don't argue (that's a silly thing to do), just walk away. If she says yes, take her home with you. Ask her again when you get home, just to be safe. If she's changed her mind, offer to take her home or call her a cab. If she still says yes, you're home free. sex and relationship advice dispensed by your single and celibate friend, Dr. DEA [This message has been edited by DEA (edited 12-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
Satan's Little Helper Punk Posts: 1431 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 04:06 PM
quote: Originally posted by DEA: I was in the can and overheard one of the girls from said band say that she only did the band thing for "the men, the booze and the $15 I get at the end of the night for playing."
That's what I like to hear. We need more girl bands that think like that. Note to Self: Attend more of this band's shows. IP: Logged |
Satan's Little Helper Punk Posts: 1431 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 04:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by DEA: I distinctly remember you bumping and grinding with one of the drunk suburban sluts. I'm guessing you were too far gone on your own concoction of happy juice by that time to notice the opportunity presented to you.... 
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Joe!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Slojo_Coma Punk Posts: 1339 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 04:12 PM
I feel less sick after seeing these guys than I did before. But I am still sick nonetheless.IP: Logged |
blackanne Lil Punk Posts: 5 Registered: Dec 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 04:40 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DEA: [B] Something like "Please don't blame Traz if I act like a complete asshole"?  the two drunk hot-topic sluts from the opening band that acted just as badly. I was in the can and overheard one of the girls from said band say that she only did the band thing for "the men, the booze and the $15 I get at the end of the night for playing." I was curious to know where musicianship and artistic expression factored into this...but then I recalled how badly they sucked. They may all be really nice girls, though....
Hey I thought it was a punk rock show, not a Puritanical Hymnal Recital. Sorry, I haven't reciced my Punk Primer in the mail yet and I just don't know the rules! It is good to know that the Age Old Tradtion of overhearing a sacrastic remark in the bathroom can qualify someone to make judgements about sexual behavior. God I miss high school. Maybe at the next show we play at someone with write Lesbo Bicth on my locker just for old times sake!
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DEA Punk Posts: 1430 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-02-2002 05:34 PM
quote: Originally posted by blackanne:
Hey I thought it was a punk rock show, not a Puritanical Hymnal Recital. Sorry, I haven't reciced my Punk Primer in the mail yet and I just don't know the rules! It is good to know that the Age Old Tradtion of overhearing a sacrastic remark in the bathroom can qualify someone to make judgements about sexual behavior. God I miss high school. Maybe at the next show we play at someone with write Lesbo Bicth on my locker just for old times sake!
WEll, blackanne, since the conversation was extended and not a one off remark, I didn't take it as sarcasm. Said comment was included in a drawn out discussion of wages at respective places of employment, including a strip club. As I was actually in the can, I didn't assign this position to anyone in particular...I didn't see who said it. A while later, I did notice the two of you falling all over yourselves (literally) during the EGFC set, calling strangers names (based on their attire, no less ) and basicly acting just as your "punk primer" directed. As a female in a band, you're responsible for the image you create. Since your musicianship was pretty poor and your comment seemed to indicate that you didn't care about such small details, it's up to you to make sure that I don't assume that you get the gigs based on your gender, "looks" and "favors." If you don't want to be "misunderstood," don't allow such stupid things to fall from your lips in public. The whole lot of you ruined the show. EGFC bases their show on riduculing their audience...that's funny. It's not as much fun when their audience does all the work for them, though. Oh, one more thing for the idiots last night to think on. Acts of violence towards punk bands on stage went out of style around 1980. It's about time you stop reading Sex Pistols' biographys and start using common sense. If you physically interfere with the musician, you contribute to the poor quality of their live sound. It's a damn good thing that EGFC has 3 talented musicians. BTW - I still think your band sucked last night...and I made that decision while you were on stage. Your behavior later had nothing to do with it. If you end up on another bill with some worthwhile bands, I'll give you another chance. My recommendation? Practice...lots. [This message has been edited by DEA (edited 12-02-2002).] IP: Logged |
I got 70000000 crabs Punk Posts: 666 Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 05:45 PM
i thought they were superdooper sucky to the max but i have seen far worseIP: Logged |
Trazadone Punk Posts: 1073 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 05:49 PM
them girls likes they drinks and they likes to let everyone know! it's fun. kinda.IP: Logged |
Satan's Little Helper Punk Posts: 1431 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 06:18 PM
I think Cyndi Lauper said it best when she said "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"IP: Logged |
joeschmoe Punk Posts: 965 Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 06:18 PM
ionno...I liked em. I think one of em moshed into me. And that's all a po' boy like me can ask for.IP: Logged |
joeschmoe Punk Posts: 965 Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 06:20 PM
i mean axe fo'.IP: Logged |
blackanne Lil Punk Posts: 5 Registered: Dec 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 06:37 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DEA: BTW - I still think your band sucked last night...and I made that decision while you were on stage. Your behavior later had nothing to do with it. If you end up on another bill with some worthwhile bands, I'll give you another chance. My recommendation? Practice...lots. Considering that we taught ourselves how to play our instruments less that a year ago, we are obviously not planning on signing up for Juliard anytime soon. I really have no desire to defend myself or my band to you any further. Seeing as how I left after our set I don't know all that went on last night, but it seemed like everyone I talked to had a good fucking time.
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Trazadone Punk Posts: 1073 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 06:55 PM
blackanne....is that you? i mean, knock knock....who's there? the guy with all the eyeliner in his briefcase!IP: Logged |
Dedly Daego Punk Posts: 482 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-02-2002 08:20 PM
Sure are a lot of assumptions about women's sexual promiscuity floating around here based soley on their clothing and choice of dance. Seems like someone is a total fucking hypocrite dosen't it?Refer to my latest thread the ADITL supplemental, and you'll all see who just swallowed her ample foot. Shame, shame on you. IP: Logged |
vigilante Lil Punk Posts: 26 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 08:26 PM
So, DEA, as well as being a Nazi, you now hate the "sluts" from last night. Actually, I thought the girls were quite pleasant. A change of pace from all you hippy fucks. Die. Please.IP: Logged |
vigilante Lil Punk Posts: 26 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 08:29 PM
As for the boot shaped bruise, it somehow took shape of a triangle. then turned pink. I'm no doctor, but that's fucked up.IP: Logged |
Trazadone Punk Posts: 1073 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-02-2002 09:43 PM
i saw the triangle first hand. he may be crabby, but he knows the ssscore.IP: Logged |
FreakStorm Punk Posts: 63 Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-02-2002 11:49 PM
jesus!i thought people had to make fun us here. well, i'm going to open the doors to talk shit about the Coffin Cheaters now. y'know, equal time. IP: Logged |
Ollie Stench Admin Posts: 2389 Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 02:16 AM
I liked Queen Anne's Revenge. Sorry if that makes me uncool. Yeah, they're not the most proficient musicians around, but then again I can barely get by singing and playing guitar at the same time. And if none of you have noticed, I play the same guitar solo in every song. So fuck "talent", Punk Rock(tm) is about getting up there and doing it.Vigilante: pink triangles? Are you trying to tell me something? DEA: Thanx TONS for coming out and showing support. Next time let me know and I'll put you on "the list". Traz: You shouldn't have to answer for Vigilante. He's a big boy. Joe: Get a job! Freakstorm: Lets rip on the Coffin Cheaters in THEIR thread, I don't wanna fill up OUR space with their worthless drivel! IP: Logged |
Slojo_Coma Punk Posts: 1339 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 10:39 AM
Yupper Dupper! Those Coughing Cheesers doods are scum of the highest order. And I like that!IP: Logged |
vigilante Lil Punk Posts: 26 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 10:51 AM
quote: Originally posted by DEA: As a female in a band, you're responsible for the image you create. Since your musicianship was pretty poor and your comment seemed to indicate that you didn't care about such small details, it's up to you to make sure that I don't assume that you get the gigs based on your gender, "looks" and "favors." If you don't want to be "misunderstood," don't allow such stupid things to fall from your lips in public.
DEA, I was thinking of starting a band. If at all possible could you please send me a set of rules for my own music and stage presence? It would be an honor to get some info from that highest ranking punk in the land. Oh yes, and you are still a Nazi.
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vigilante Lil Punk Posts: 26 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 10:57 AM
quote: Originally posted by Ollie Stench:
Traz: You shouldn't have to answer for Vigilante. He's a big boy.
I'm actually quite small. Though, I quess I do seem quite large when drinking and fighting with the fury and destruction of ten thousand hells. IP: Logged |
vigilante Lil Punk Posts: 26 Registered: May 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 11:02 AM
I love how all you people get so offended at the slightest little things. And how DEA gets her panties in a bunch over every single thing. Is that sexist enough? Panties, what a cool word.IP: Logged |
Satan's Little Helper Punk Posts: 1431 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 03:57 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ollie Stench: Freakstorm: Lets rip on the Coffin Cheaters in THEIR thread, I don't wanna fill up OUR space with their worthless drivel!
Yeah, let's rip on Bob, Seth, and Rudy. What a bunch of dipshits. IP: Logged |
Satan's Little Helper Punk Posts: 1431 Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 03:58 PM
quote: Originally posted by Satan's Little Helper: Yeah, let's rip on Bob, Seth, and Rudy. What a bunch of dipshits.
Yeah, they've been holding Jamey back for years. IP: Logged |
Albert Fish Punk Posts: 1011 Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 12-03-2002 04:12 PM
who are the coughing sneezers? they sound like mean scary rocknroll people. and probably not smilecore.IP: Logged |
DEA Punk Posts: 1430 Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-03-2002 04:12 PM
I'm sorry I diverted the thread from it's actual purpose...all things EGFC. I really didn't mean to start a fight with anyone. My opinion on the quality of your opener differred from others...that happens. I'm glad to hear that the girls are new at the music thing...that means there's lots of opportunity to kick ass still. Kudos to you guys! Blackanne - as you were not in the audience after your set and are (obviously) not responsible for the actions of others, please forgive me for directing my earlier posts at you. In retrospect, they should not have been, but I refuse to edit posts like that. I also agree that "slut" was not a good way to describe either party of females...but since they started using it first, it seemed appropriate at the time. I have no idea what any of the 4 females in question do in their spare time. It would have been better phrased as "the drunk suburbanite bimbos who had no clue (they seemed pretty damn stupid) or the punk-rock bitches who should have known better (they were pretty nasty...and for no obvious reasons)." Please accept my public, and humble, appologies.Back on topic. I love EGFC...even if their bassist did shove me clear across an empty entry floor for no reason. (love ya, ian!) You can't help but love guys who force you to watch a continous loop of clown-porn/S&M for hours on end.... Ollie - When will I see you again so that I can deliver your NYC presents? IP: Logged |
FreakStorm Punk Posts: 63 Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-04-2002 05:47 PM
as posted on the twin cities alt shows list quote: Sat 1/18/03 Red Vendetta / The Ed Gein Fan Club // 9PM Uptown Bar
is this show even happening? this is the first i've heard of it! i find out about most of our shows this way. IP: Logged |
FreakStorm Punk Posts: 63 Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-04-2002 06:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by DEA: Ollie, Ian and Mom - You guys ripped the shit out of that stage last night, despite all the crowd issues. Please promise me that you'll play the Missing Persons' cover again the next time I'm in the crowd! :D
heads up DEA! this link won't be good for long. [This message has been edited by FreakStorm (edited 12-04-2002).] IP: Logged |
Fry Punk Posts: 512 Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 12-04-2002 08:23 PM
quote: Originally posted by vigilante: Panties, what a cool word.
Wait until you start saying Manpanties, that's even more fun. IP: Logged |
vendetta77 Punk Posts: 1142 Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 12-05-2002 10:34 AM
quote: Originally posted by FreakStorm: as posted on the twin cities alt shows list is this show even happening? this is the first i've heard of it!i find out about most of our shows this way.
I think Athena set this up. Maybe Ollie confirmed for you cats?? Tentative line-up should be as follows, in no particular order. 1/18/03 Sat. @ Uptown Bar EGFC Menstrual Tramps Rivethead Red Vendetta Not sure if rivethead has confirmed confirmed yet. IP: Logged |
Ollie Stench Admin Posts: 2389 Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 12-05-2002 11:50 AM
No one ever told me about it. But I don't see why we wouldn't be playing.IP: Logged |