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posted 12-03-2002 12:13 PM            

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I love these Daego vs. people. Mojo vs. people. DEA vs. people pissing matches. This thread is for us to rate the progress that they are achieving in their fights.

My notice is that every time Daego posts on his "today in Daegos life thread" Bare Knuckle Mick will follow up imediately with with a response saying Yay Daego! We need a follow up like that for Kubler to see the fight sway to Kublers side. Otherwise they are neck in neck.

I also think Mojo is a little offset from this board from what happened last week so he is going to just lurk a bit and therefore isn't winning yet. But if Bare Knuckle Mick could follow up his posts with a Yay Mojo thread I think Mojo would be fightin hard. Yay Mick!

DEA is just holding her own I think. Now if Lutefisk could say Yay DEA she'd be wooping some ass.

Kla. Kla loses everytime he types. He's just got no game here. But if Mick could say YAY Kla he could sound much more appealing. Traz has been tryin but she doesn't do it like BKM!

OK. Back to the pissin matches. psssssssss

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posted 12-03-2002 12:28 PM            

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Yay Sea-Lice!

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posted 12-03-2002 12:38 PM            

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...well, you know, us trolls gotta stick together (a-hem!)...

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posted 12-03-2002 12:40 PM            

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YAY Sea Lice. Now he is ahead in this thread. Oh yeah and the only time I responded in the Day in the life after Daego was about people being killed or about pistols. YAY Guns. Now guns are way ahead. I believe the time I directly followed his supprting him would have been on the announcement thread. YAY thread. And I won't take Mojo's or Kublers side because I don't bother reading much of any posts on here lately. Ask some more car questions. YAY cars. Also check out the new guns and such thread in swap meet. YAY guns. Now guns are so far ahead that nothing can catch up to it. YAY me. (I needed some support)

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posted 12-03-2002 12:50 PM            

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Deadly Daego's in the lead no it's Mojo taking the lead. Wait, MO just came from the side and is kicking some serious ass. Holy cows this is a fight to the death on T C PUNK DOT COM!

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posted 12-03-2002 12:59 PM            

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I keep wondering, what kind of name is Kla? Is it short for Klarence?

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posted 12-03-2002 01:03 PM            

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zom, I'm surprised that you didn't suggest Klaatu!

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posted 12-03-2002 01:04 PM         

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posted 12-03-2002 01:05 PM            

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Originally posted by zomzom:
I keep wondering, what kind of name is Kla? Is it short for Klarence?

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I believe they pronounce it like clay. He's just really into being diferent 'cause it's so punk rock.

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posted 12-03-2002 01:08 PM            

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Yay for Owen!! He's now in the ring with Mojo. Woo Hoo!! Come on, this girl need to see some blood!! Al right!! My favorite part, both of them lost their pants. Yay!!

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posted 12-03-2002 01:12 PM            

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I did think about Klaatu.
Remember how they were supposed to be the Beatles incognito?

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posted 12-03-2002 01:15 PM            

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posted 12-03-2002 01:18 PM            

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Bare Knuckle Mick was sure pissed by Sea-Lice's unbeknownest humor in the thread. Looks like we have pissing match # 4 folks but low and behold the mighty Sea Lice throws an empty beer can and burps loudly at BKM. Where the hell is Donkey to intervine??????

The match seams to be pretty solid by Mojo as he had some good whiticisms in his response to MO but MO did make the response about not giving a fuck about cross jokes so MO is still in the lead.

DEA dropped a cheap shot on Clay and we here at T C Punk dot com love cheap shots so lets see if the vigilate AKA clay can come back from that one!

Evil Angel is the cheerleader we had hoped Lutefisk would be so YAY! for her and lets see this party start a rockin.

Wait, did I see zomzom? You know if zomzom comes out COrey Hate will come out of the woodwork folks and then the battle royale will start.

Stay tunes as the saga evolves.

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posted 12-03-2002 01:23 PM            

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Gimme a T.
Gimme a C
Gimme a P
Gimme a U
Gimme a N
Gimme a K
What did that tell you?!
TCPunk!!
Yay, Yay!!
jumping up and down, Sea Lice looking up her skirt, she wacked him, he spilled beer on himself, he goes to bathroom for more pissing
This is fun!!

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posted 12-03-2002 01:32 PM            

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Bare Knuckle was in no way pissed about the post. As he must counteract Sea Lice's attack however... He inhales the Lice burp and tastes it for a moment, yup PBR as suspected. You think he could have known by the can however it was so disfigured from the drinker making love to it not even god himself could have recognized it. BKM quickly grabs a nearby bottle of Jameson and chugs, gets a disgusted look on his face (Jameson and PBR is bad news) and proceeds to blow Sea lice's burp back at him. The burp now contains more speed and thrust because it is whiskey fueled and knocks the new PBR out of Sea Lices hand.
What new pissing will unfold? What new menaces will join the ranks of these pissers? Join us tomorrow for another exciting episode of pissing match. Same pissin time, same pissin channel.

So do we get a pissbag?

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posted 12-03-2002 01:33 PM            

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Originally posted by zomzom:
I did think about Klaatu.
Remember how they were supposed to be the Beatles incognito?

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Oh, sure, but now this has reminded me of Jackie Lomax, who once released an album on which his backing band was basically the Beatles, with a couple of spare hands.

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posted 12-03-2002 01:38 PM            

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Beating them to the punch, zomzom now makes a reference to needing things such as oxygen, Geritol™, walkers, wheelchairs, rocking chairs, Handicapped-zone permits, Social Security cheques, AARP membership cards, Large American Sedans with Dashboard Compasses and flat hats, those Big Sunglasses that go over your glasses, Depends™ undergarments, canes and support-hose.
Having been completely amazed at how the opponents rely solely on "has-been" and "aging" issues in their weak and low-effort retorts, coupled with seeing the "we are the now" bands wearing makeup and rehashing tired old riffs from the 1970s, he has lost interest in this bulletin board's troll population.
The possibility that this 44-year old post-punk entertainer has more interesting pursuits to enjoy than cheesing off angry young men lurks in the background.
Will he retire from his position as King of All Possible Posters as this bulletin board slowly but surely dies a malodorous and happy death?
Who cares?

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posted 12-03-2002 01:46 PM            

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Jumping up and down, cheering!!

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posted 12-03-2002 01:50 PM            

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GOOOO DEA!! YAYYYY!

Crowds gather in support of DEA

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posted 12-03-2002 01:51 PM            

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Yea, DEA!! Goooo!!!

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posted 12-03-2002 01:52 PM            

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A quick update here:
I just wanted to point out that Mojo said "and I really do play for keeps."
Now, I may play to win, but this whole playing for keeps sounds a little dangerous and permanent. Is this legal? Where's the referee?

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posted 12-03-2002 01:54 PM            

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Please don't leave, zommy.

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posted 12-03-2002 01:55 PM            

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Aaaah, go for it Monk! There's no rule!!pushing him into the ring with Mojo and the fight starts!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:05 PM            

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Wait! Before you launch me into the middle of that pissing match, I have a few words for ZomBot: Zommie m'man, you can't bail out on us now. The scene needs you. I know this UBB crap is still interesting to you. You wanna know how I know that? Because YOU PLAY TO WIN MR. ZOMZOM. And I know that deep down in your heart you'll find that keeping up the good fight is the right thing to do. And you won't abandon your peeps like that. You are a true leader. Even when the fight is an uphill battle, you keep moving forward. You are a winner. You don't want to end up in a van down by the river. So what say you, chief? Friend? Mang? Are you with us? Can you dig it? Are you gonna quit now and forever hold your peace or ARE YOU GONNA PLAY TO WIN YOU SONUVABITCH!!!! Ah c'mon!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:07 PM            

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My vote for the MO vs Mojo -- YAY MO!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:14 PM            

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HEY-HO, WE WANT MO!

Fans of MO congregate

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posted 12-03-2002 02:16 PM            

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DING DING
round has been called folks.
fighters to your corners.

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posted 12-03-2002 02:16 PM            

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Who you calling a HO?

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posted 12-03-2002 02:17 PM            

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Vrooman crashed in the second corner with the flipping of the coins question and Owen is cheering Mojo on like BKM on effedrin!

Round tow came in epic novel form from our very own Lutefisk who opened with discussing the bloodying of the nose! She is one tough cookie ready to woop some ass sport! Next she took a right (calling him a jackass) and a left jab (wishing violence on him). Oh my lord she mentioned seal clubbers! That should have the masses on her side and Mojo will be taking a big step back. But wait. She lightened up in the latter part of the thread. Even the visual of Mojo wearing a NASCAR jacket and getting beat up at a titty bar couldn't save that battle.

ding ding

Both fighters are back in their corners rinsing and spitting water on there trainers.

Wait, waht is this? The crowd is booing me. The announcer. They are chanting Lutefisk!!!!!, Lutefisk!!! Looks to me like Mojo could have some trouble on his hands in the form or Norwegian cod!

And Monk. Stop you sniffling. zomzom aint goin anywhere!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:28 PM            

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Ding, Ding!! Crowds are cheering wildly!!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:33 PM            

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from crowd:
C'MON LADIES I WANNA SEE SOME BLOOD!!

kub lays into daego as sealice looks on (hiding PBR can from press)

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posted 12-03-2002 02:39 PM            

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Naughty boy, we rather bite you!!

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posted 12-03-2002 02:51 PM            

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zom, I'm surprised that you didn't suggest Klaatu!

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OK, I got in an argument about this when watching "Beat The Geeks". Obviously there was the Cannuck pop band called Klaatu. But wasn't it also part of what the robot said when it came out of the saucer in The Day the Earth Stood Still? Something like Nik barrabass klaatu?

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posted 12-03-2002 02:55 PM            

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Originally posted by Sea-Lice:
Vrooman crashed in the second corner with the flipping of the coins question and Owen is cheering Mojo on like BKM on effedrin!

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Hey, how'd I miss this thread. Anywhoo, Mojo deserves the cheering as this is some of his best, most incoherant work yet. Truly genius.

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posted 12-03-2002 02:58 PM            

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Klaatu Barada Nikto

I am leaving soon and you'll forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day and the threat of aggression by any group anywhere can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all or no one is secure. Now this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hiredpolicemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. A t the first signs of violence they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty forprovoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is we live in peace without arms or armies, secure in theknowledge that we are free from aggression and war, free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

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posted 12-03-2002 03:01 PM            

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well done mr. Zom!

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posted 12-03-2002 03:04 PM            

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So, you're leaving TCPunk? Or are you still talking about Kla? Or are you quoting a movie? Are you Jesus? I just don't know what to think anymore.

Tonight I'm going to retreat to the Kontrol Senter to try to find some answers.

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Hey, how'd I miss this thread. Anywhoo, Mojo deserves the cheering as this is some of his best, most incoherant work yet. Truly genius.

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You twit owen, if my posts are nothing else, they sure as fuck are coherant. But I applaud your efforts to remain on the sidelines with the rest of the cheerleaders. Must be hard, just wanting to tear off that jester outfit and pretend to be intelligent, even if for only a minute. But alas, your place in this world is limited to juggling and dancing like a fool.

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posted 12-03-2002 03:06 PM            

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Hey, lemme ask y'all this; who do you enjoy more, Mojo or Daego? It's totally a toss up as far as I'm concerned as both are excellent in their own way.
Mojo is totally incoherent in a Andy Kaufman sort of way, and it often leads to online pissing contests. The guy is amazing. No matter what you say to him, he will disagree and be obnoxious while doing it. I mean c'mon, this board was getting a little stale without him!
Then there's Daego, whose daily diaries (both threads) are entertaining, fantasy laden romps that go from offensive (Ying/Yang) to bizarre (the "shame on you" post) all in a matter of hours. Say what you want about him, but he's a good read every morning.
So you tell me cuz I can't decide, who do you enjoy more? I LOVE THEM BOTH!
Also, special props go out to Corey Hate for nitpicking humor above and beyond the call of doody. Great stuff with Zom.

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posted 12-03-2002 03:08 PM            

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You twit owen...your place in this world is limited to juggling and dancing like a fool.

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Wow, if that doesn't sway my vote, I don't know what would. Mojo, you are my favorite!!!

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